Thursday, August 23, 2007

this is what you get



There is much to say. Various things happened at work tonight...Encounter #1: Bad AppleJana: *finishes ringing up order* Have a nice night!Man: Wait, you charged me too much for these apples.Jana: Well, I just put in the code and that's the price they came up as.Man: Fix it.Jana: Okay, since the order is already over, there is nothing I can do. If you will just go talk to the woman over there at Customer Service, she can fix it.Man: No, you go talk to her.Jana: I can't, I have a customer here.Man: I am your customer right now.Jana: ... :FFFMan: Just take them off. Just take the apples off.Jana: But I can't, because you already paid for them. If you will talk to the woman at Customer Service she can give you a refund...Man: No, you give me a refund.Jana: But I can't. The computer won't let me.Man: Then go talk to that woman.Jana: *DOES :FFF*Woman: Okay, I'll take care of it. Don't worry about it, Jana.Jana: *backs away slowly, avoiding man's WRATH*You know what? I bet he complained about me to the woman/ONE OF MY MANAGERS afterwards. I bet he did. HA. Arse.Encounter #2: 100% Florida Man JuiceBoys: Hi!Jana: Hi!Boy 2: How are you today?Jana: Good, but better in half hour when I get off!Boy 2: Oh, I bet. *reads my nametag* Been here since 2002, eh? When will you stop working here?Jana: Oh, when I graduate I suppose. In 2003.Boy 2: And then what? You'll get a "real" job?Jana: No, I'll go to college.Boy 2: You're not in college yet?! Oh! I thought... you look older...Jana: :DEncounter #3: Now I Really Need a HamamWoman (to man): Man (to woman): Jana: Excuse me, I don't mean to pry, but what language are you speaking?Woman: Turkish. :3Jana: It's really beautiful.Woman: Thank you! You know, you have a quite European-looking face...Jana: :DDDDDDLast night was also really amusing. Gay coffee night? Uh-huh. I'm tired of telling the story so I might not type it now. :P Just so you know, it involves nipples, lesbians, and me, too. :9

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