because she only wants the wrong way

Damnit, I want my digital camera to work with this computer NOW. *stab* I really want to sing karaoke somewhere. I want to go vintage shopping. I want to be in a ska band. I want a tongue ring. Or to make out with someone who has one. >_> I want a bass (guitar).If I have to hear "Get Me Off" one more time I'm going to scream.Can anyone tell me how to change my little number of posts phrase?